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WHAT CONDOM SIZE AM I?

Let the Dick Tailor help you!

 
 
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 Wearing the wrong size condom can have serious impacts on your sexual health. One of the major factors is fit. You want to have a snug enough condom that it will not slip off during sex, or after ejaculation when your penis starts to go flaccid (limp); yet not so tight that it might break while in the throes of passion. Any one of those events could cause pregnancy, or the spread of STI's. Although no condom is guaranteed at 100%, proper use will drastically improve its efficacy. In order to pick the right size you need to measure your penis! Yup, that's right. Below are the instructions you'll need to never again wear the wrong size condom. To better protect yourself and your partner, read on!

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DICK TAILOR INSTRUCTIONS

 
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TOOLS

Gather your equipment: a piece of string (1), a ruler (2) and an erect penis

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LENGTH

Place one end of the string on the pubis and draw the string to the tip

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GIRTH

Choose the widest part and wrap the string snuggly around the shaft

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MEASURE

Put the length you measured on the ruler then the girth to get both values in mm

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REPORT

Find your condom size by reporting your length and width in the table below

 

the right size for you

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The table allows you to find the right condom size by entering measurements for penis length and girth

 Get YOUR best condom

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Length: 170mm
Width: 49mm

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Length: 180mm
Width: 53mm

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Length: 190mm
Width: 56mm

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Length: 200mm
Width: 60mm

GREEN CONDOMS BENEFITS

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We tell you exactly what the condoms are made of

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Vegan

No animal ingredients or tests and cruelty free

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Reliable

We are compliant with EU and ISO standards

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comfortable

Hypoallergenic condoms that don’t smell or taste

They’ve FELT THE LOVE

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The Green Condom Club is consistently rated 5 stars by our customers around the world

"Very good, as expected it felt more natural, no bad smell, no bad feeling on the skin, definitely better than regular condoms."

B. United Kingdom

The Green Condom Club is consistently rated 5 stars by our customers around the world

"feels good... smells good... tastes good... "  

R. Singapore

The Green Condom Club is consistently rated 5 stars by our customers around the world

"People may think condoms without parabens or animal components could not be as good as "traditional" condoms: but they are."

F. New Zealand

The Green Condom Club is consistently rated 5 stars by our customers around the world

 "The ladies love them and they don’t smell! Been using them for several months now, very satisfied. "  

K. Canada

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